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	Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

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	Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

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	I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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	Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid

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	The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion of the Holocaust

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
   find my #%@# clothes."
   - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
   keeps a color photo of himself above his locker