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"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley


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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh.  Its a slow floor.  He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
                        -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory


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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping


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"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..."
                        -- me


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"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)


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"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne


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"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra


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"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston


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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes


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I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
   tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
   country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
   tired of being told that I am!
   -- Monty Python


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