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"From a real email message:

  ... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
  kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
  praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
  I'm the Happy Prince...

  King James I

 (This person is no longer an NT admin)"
                        -- Peter Gutmann


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"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
                        -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
                                (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show


103
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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


104
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"Pink as a beetroot..."
                        -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy


105
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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair


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"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
 70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
                        -- primus@shell1.aimnet.com


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"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
                        -- Angela (again)


108
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"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen


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"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien


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