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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Rants
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| Email Friend | | | "I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
-- Garth, me
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| Email Friend | | | "Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
-- me, a very drunk guy at a party
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| 93 |
| Email Friend | | | "Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."
-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
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| 94 |
| Email Friend | | | "Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
that nobody can print."
-- me
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| 95 |
| Email Friend | | | "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
bubblegum."
-- Nada, "They Live"
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| 96 |
| Email Friend | | | "Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
-- me
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| 97 |
| Email Friend | | | "I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
intimacy..."
-- Dante, on oz#gothic
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| Email Friend | | | "Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
all just too hard."
-- me, on oz#gothic
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| Email Friend | | | "I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
-- Karen
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| Email Friend | | | "If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre
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