"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
 general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
                        -- me

"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
 intimacy..."
                        -- Dante, on oz#gothic

"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
 now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
 and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
 all just too hard."
                        -- me, on oz#gothic

"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
                        -- Karen

"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre