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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Rants
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| Email Friend | | | "*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
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| Email Friend | | | "You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
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| Email Friend | | | "Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."
-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
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| Email Friend | | | * Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
straps. -- Emo Phillips
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| Email Friend | | | * My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Email Friend | | | "SPAM CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?"
-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Well I figure if any three things in the universe go together it's Gina G,
MMMBop and Imperial Star Destroyers."
-- me
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| Email Friend | | | "... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."
-- Pinback, oz#gothic
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| Email Friend | | | "I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.
Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'.
Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].
[0] Or words to that effect."
-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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