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| Email Friend | | | "Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs
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| Email Friend | | | "When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer."
- O.J. Simpson
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| Email Friend | | | Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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| Email Friend | | | There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?"
- Walter Matthau, The Survivors
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| Email Friend | | | "It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."
- Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam
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| Email Friend | | |
Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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| Email Friend | | | "Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
Choose your future.
Choose sysadmin-ing."
-- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes
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| Email Friend | | | All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
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| Email Friend | | | "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."
-- Gallagher --
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