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	Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -- God, ``Homer the Heretic''

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	"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..." -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"

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	"... It's easy if you try." - Lennon "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." - Marx

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	Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit." Q: "I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!" Picard: "Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!" Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?" Worf: "Die." Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"

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	"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for you..." -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke

"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
tighter."

                                           --Edward Abbey

Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.