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	I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python

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	"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr

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	Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour: "It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."

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	Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted to the color blue as to other colors. Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching themselves. -- "Beakman's World"

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	the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... - Ray Bradbury

"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98 

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

"Here lies... Walt Whitman.  Aaargh!  Damn you Walt Whitman! 
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!" 

Homer Simpson