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	"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention." -- Mr. Cranky, http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/

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	"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else?" -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

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	"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of no further importance. Life goes on." -- dB magazine

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	"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's all just too hard." -- me, on oz#gothic

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	"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and ), and by the letter 3." -- D. J. Green

"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
 bell."
                        -- The Far Side

"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director

"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on
 where to go.
         'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter.
         'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God.
         'Well, how about Mercury?'
         'No, it's too hot there.'
         'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?'
         'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips.  When I was
 there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're
 still talking about it.'"
                        -- fortune

"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
 said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"