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Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

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"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
 AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
                        -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers


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"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. 

    - Dolly Parton 

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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey


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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky


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"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide


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