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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
       years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
       make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
       -- Dave Barry


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* An Animated Cartoon Theology:
         1. People are animals.
         2. The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain.
         3. Life is antagonistic to the living.
         4. The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned,
            bombed, and plucked for music.
         5. The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by
            their own cunning.
         6. The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed
            by their own momentum.
         7. We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion
            supports us.
       -- E. L. Doctorow "The Book of Daniel"


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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather


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"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
 do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
 About It'?"
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0


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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all." 

     - David James 

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


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