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"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
 can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
 extermination."
                        -- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film


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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 

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Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your half breed interference. 

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Never eat more than you can lift. 

    - Miss Piggy

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"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

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"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
 'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.

    - Gilligan's Island 

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"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace." 

    - Jay Leno 

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An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
          "That's All folks"

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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet

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