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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."

                             - Johnny Carson

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"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report


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"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 
know..." 

                         -Bart Simpson

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"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also 
like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" 

-- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she 
presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast. 

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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

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Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet. 

- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)

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Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.


                               Woody Allen in Getting Even

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This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

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