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	"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown.

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	"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams.

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	"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." Alfred Hitchcock.

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	"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." Bob Hope.

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	"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." Alfred Hitchcock.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.

"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory." 

Joan Rivers.

"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.