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"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."

                     -- Alfred Hitchcock -- 

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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

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You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home

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"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"

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The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?


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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

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"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."

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After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.



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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde

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"Luke I am your father... and your brother."

                                        -- A redneck Vader

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