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	"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light, I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to concentrate longer than others, but I know it works, 'cause the light always turns green." - Troy Peterson

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	"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again." -- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz, in the Marin Paper.

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	"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?" "Humankind." -- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

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	"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."

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	"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health." -- Ally McBeal on lost love

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 

"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
                        -- Karen

"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
 your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
 somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
                        -- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
                                Beast"

"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"

"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"