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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen


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When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

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LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

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There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.

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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 
child." 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values

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