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Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. 

    - Alisa Meadows 

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather


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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman


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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
                                             
--- Jack E. Leonard

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Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. 

     - Harry Browne 

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"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to 
be broken."

        Samuel Johnson



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"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
--C.S.Lewis


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There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold



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