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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet

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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley


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'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him' 

Robert Benchley


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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

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* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum


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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason


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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
   nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
         Fred Allen


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"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
     dark solitude."

                                                   --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry

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A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.

    -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994


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