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Reality is only just a word.

    - Harry Chapin 

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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 

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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill 

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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?" 

    - Linda Ellerbee 

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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)



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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

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"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."

- Record Executive Phil Walden 

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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

     - Morey Amsterdam 

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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."


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Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
           so that man doesn't have to experience it."


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