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	Reality is only just a word. - Harry Chapin

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	"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli

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	"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." - Baroness Edith Summerskill

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	"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" - Linda Ellerbee

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	Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired priests know. Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what men speak. Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)

Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."

- Record Executive Phil Walden 

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

     - Morey Amsterdam 

Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
           so that man doesn't have to experience it."