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| Email Friend | | | "Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational
things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
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| Email Friend | | | "Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"
- Mary Tyler Moore
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| Email Friend | | | It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.
- Martin Mull
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| Email Friend | | | Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.
- H. G. Bohn
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| Email Friend | | | You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.
- Saki
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| Email Friend | | | I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know
THAT?
- Wendy Liebman
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| Email Friend | | | "I think - therefore I'm single."
- Lizz Winstead
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| 278 |
| Email Friend | | | "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
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| Email Friend | | | There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks.
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get
emotionally attached.
- Blake Clark
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| Email Friend | | | After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi
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