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| Email Friend | | | Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough
to get money from it.
- Stephen Leacock
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| Email Friend | | | "El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways."
- Mark Schmidt
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| Email Friend | | | "If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin
Mary."
- Margaret Atwood
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| Email Friend | | | "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career."
- Gloria Steinem
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| Email Friend | | | "Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl."
- Mike Adams
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| Email Friend | | | "If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it
all gambling."
- Paul Bartunek
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| Email Friend | | | "It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an
increase in the chance of hitting a goat."
- Ken Olum, 1996
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding
a charge."
- Edward Chilton
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| Email Friend | | | "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his
hands for masturbation."
- Lily Tomlin
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| Email Friend | | | "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
- Lily Tomlin
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