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	"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry

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	"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away." Xander Harris

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	Industrious people create industry. Lazy people create civilization. --Hideo Nakamura

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	Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella

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	"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred." - The Mahabharata

"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is 
surprised?" 

- Jim Lockwood

"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 
after four kisses." 

- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems 
to be missing." 

- William J. Broad

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he 
can't." 

- Rhonda Hansome

Quick - Cheap - Good

Pick 2. 

- Dennis Robertus