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| Email Friend | | | "To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
Enoch Powell.
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| Email Friend | | | "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson.
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| Email Friend | | | "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett.
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| Email Friend | | | "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house,"
- Lewis Grizzard
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| Email Friend | | | "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
- Marilyn Pittman
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| Email Friend | | | "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
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| Email Friend | | | "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
- Paula Poundstone
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| Email Friend | | | "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
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| Email Friend | | | "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
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