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| Email Friend | | | "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.
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| Email Friend | | | "Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so."
Gore Vidal.
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| Email Friend | | | "Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
Alexai Sayle.
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| Email Friend | | | "The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
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| Email Friend | | | "Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
FA Montagu.
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| Email Friend | | | "I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
WC Fields.
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| Email Friend | | | "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
GW Hegel.
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| Email Friend | | | "Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
Mike Barfield.
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| Email Friend | | | "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
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| Email Friend | | | "People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."
Noel Coward.
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