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"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

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A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

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"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' 
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " 

Charlie Brown. 

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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

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"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.

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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

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