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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey


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"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy

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War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 

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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

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Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman 

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"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 

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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her 
son-in-law suffer in here dreams. 
       - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin 

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"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."

                     -- Gallagher -- 

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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

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