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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams


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One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz


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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
       well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs


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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan

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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James



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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes 

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It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. 

     - George Lindsey 

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