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| Email Friend | | | "The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature,
humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."
-- Larry Wall
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| Email Friend | | | 'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains
go to his head'
Margot Asquith
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| Email Friend | | | I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I
wanna know your name"
Mike Binder
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| Email Friend | | | 'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'
Molly McGee
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| Email Friend | | | I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
Noel Coward, 1956
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| Email Friend | | | A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
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| Email Friend | | | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
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| Email Friend | | | Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
enough to get money from it
Stephen Leacock
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| Email Friend | | | "Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green."
- Troy Peterson
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| Email Friend | | | I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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