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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen


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I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

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"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-


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Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... 

    - Russ Suter 

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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen


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No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder

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"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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