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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne

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"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
                                   Isak Dinesen



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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
        inner tact and an outer deference.
                                        -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan

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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh



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Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. 

                                                                    --D.H. Lawrence,

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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 

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Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. 

    - Rich Hall 

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"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

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"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James 

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