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You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson


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The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke


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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton

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The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

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Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 

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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

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