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	Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P.Jones

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	When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp

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	The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E. Knuth, 1967

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	"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --- Maryon Pearson

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	"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel

"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin