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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
   woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
   Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
   -- Quentin Crisp


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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967


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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson


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"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug


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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel

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"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

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"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 

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