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| Email Friend | | | "New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
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| Email Friend | | | "Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
-- Ruth Hopping
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| Email Friend | | | "It must have gone down while I was up..."
-- Janet Robertson
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| Email Friend | | | "What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
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| Email Friend | | | "... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
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| Email Friend | | | The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
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| Email Friend | | | "Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
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| Email Friend | | | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
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| Email Friend | | | A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
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| Email Friend | | | I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
balls.
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
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