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	As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

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	"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough, but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is." -- Larry Wall

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	"The following two statements are usually both true: There's not enough documentation. There's too much documentation." -- Larry Wall

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	"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel" -- The Tea Party, "Temptation"

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	"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend." -- J. Michael Straczynski

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler

"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com

"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green

"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins