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The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..." 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

102
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"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

103
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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

104
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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson



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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

106
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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
        
                                            --Tom Wolfe

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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips


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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones 

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"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Wernher von Braun 

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