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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz


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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong


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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)


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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

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"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

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I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. 

    - Woody Woodbury 

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

     - Adlai Stevenson 

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It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

     - John Andrew Holmes 

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