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	"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo... I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

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	"*slap*" "When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..." "Harder... but only if she ties me up..." -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White

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	I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. Sheckly Greene

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	"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_. 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!' 'Again?'" -- David Jacoby

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	"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell

They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
   be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
       straps. -- Emo Phillips

* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
       anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson

"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
 turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
 screwed."

-- Larry Wall