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| Email Friend | | | "Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n]"
-- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
-- Lynn Howard (oops)
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| Email Friend | | | "f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
-- fortune
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| Email Friend | | | "Will administer ISO 9000 and year 2000 certification tests for food."
-- Simon Slavin
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| Email Friend | | | "So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
machine, but that's probably nothing new."
-- Mark Rejhon
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| Email Friend | | | Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
-- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ
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| Email Friend | | | There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
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| Email Friend | | | "My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
-- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
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| Email Friend | | | "Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
to 'fastboot'"
-- Sun User Group
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