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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Computers and Internet
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| Email Friend | | | "Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
-- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
-- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)
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| Email Friend | | | "Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
pretty embarrassed."
-- Kim Alm
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| Email Friend | | | "hppt:\\\\"
-- Clueless spam mail at it's worst
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| Email Friend | | | "Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
-- Paul S. Sears
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| Email Friend | | | "Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
-- Bruce Murphy
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| Email Friend | | | "While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
-- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0
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| Email Friend | | | "SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
-- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com
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| Email Friend | | | "| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
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