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| Email Friend | | | "Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
-- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
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| Email Friend | | | The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
-- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
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| Email Friend | | | "So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
-- Dan Glastonbury
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| Email Friend | | | "... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
-- me
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| Email Friend | | | "Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
-- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
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| Email Friend | | | "But _all_ OS's _do_ suck. VMS sucks. Solaris sucks. SunOS sucks. MS-DOS
doesn't qualify. Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever it is this week sucks.
HP/UX sucks. Dynix sucks. Esix sucks. CTIX sucks. Coherent sucks. SCO sucks.
Xenix also doesn't qualify. Unicos sucks. MVS sucks. VM sucks. CMS sucks.
NOS sucked. CP/M sucks..."
[some more additions from other people]
"TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed."
-- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
-- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
-- Simon Hackett
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| Email Friend | | | "I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
-- Adrian
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| Email Friend | | | "No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage
cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
operating system."
-- Bill Gates
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