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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Computers and Internet
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| Email Friend | | | "In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
technical support."
-- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
not the same, however different standards on other machines although
different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
-Dstandard :))"
-- jteclaw@clark.net
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| Email Friend | | | "Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
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my typing is whit
shit"
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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| Email Friend | | | The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
language.
-- D. E. Knuth, 1967
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| Email Friend | | |
The internet is a great way to get on the net
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
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| Email Friend | | | "Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all." -- JFK
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| Email Friend | | | "It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
works."
-- Graeme Wong See,
graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny
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| Email Friend | | | "... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
-- Homer Simpson
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| Email Friend | | | "... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
successful without resorting to software testing..."
-- Unknown, rec.humor.funny
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