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"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
                        -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
42
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"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server
43
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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry
44
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"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0
45
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"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message

46
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"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!
47
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"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
 70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
                        -- primus@shell1.aimnet.com
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"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
 system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily
 cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
                        -- David Vicker
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"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
 bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
                        -- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"Historical Landmark #9678023
 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
 millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
 programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
 name for the Apple Menu."
                        -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
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