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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Computers and Internet
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| Email Friend | | | "So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
-- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
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| Email Friend | | | "Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
-- The BOFH excuse server
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| Email Friend | | | "Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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| Email Friend | | | "Command: crash_now
Syntax: tellnews crash_now
Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
companies news servers."
-- DNEWS Manual v3.0
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| Email Friend | | | "Keyboard Error - Press to continue"
-- PC BIOS error message
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| Email Friend | | | "Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
-- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!
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| Email Friend | | | "Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
-- primus@shell1.aimnet.com
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| Email Friend | | | "DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily
cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
-- David Vicker
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| Email Friend | | | "WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
-- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Historical Landmark #9678023
Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
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