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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Computers and Internet
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| Email Friend | | | "I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look
in pink taffeta."
-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
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| Email Friend | | | "The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to initialize because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."
-- Windows NT Server v3.51
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| Email Friend | | | "If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
-- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
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| Email Friend | | | "Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
-- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "NOTE TO SELF: When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
the house."
-- Jaffo
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| Email Friend | | | "Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough,
but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.
Jurassic Park, that is."
-- Larry Wall
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| Email Friend | | | "The following two statements are usually both true:
There's not enough documentation.
There's too much documentation."
-- Larry Wall
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| Email Friend | | | "The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates
sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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| Email Friend | | | "The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon. Useful for
selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
behavior."
-- man 6 pom
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| Email Friend | | | "The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
branded on his forehead."
-- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr
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