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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Computers and Internet
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| Email Friend | | | "I think I'd like to see a Simpsons episode start up with Bart Simpson
writing 'I will not attempt to undermine the Usenet cabal.'"
-- J.D. Falk, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
-- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at
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| Email Friend | | | "Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
-- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.
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| Email Friend | | | "... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
discussing it in ALL CAPS."
-- a virus hoax hoax
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| Email Friend | | | No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either. -- Marvin Minsky
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| Email Friend | | | "In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
But nothing else... and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
plotteth thy data... And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
-- Excel 97 Hidden Credits
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| Email Friend | | | "Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
-- Rob Kolstad
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| Email Friend | | | "Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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| Email Friend | | | * Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum
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| Email Friend | | | "Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
marketing, not an article on information technology."
-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html
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