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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Computers and Internet
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| Email Friend | | | "WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!"
-- Digital UNIX 4.0D
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"true, alasdair.. you just won't cut it."
-- Ange
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| Email Friend | | | "10 ways to stop users mistaking you for a normal person (4): When booting a
workstation, shout out all console output 1/2 a second before it appears.
Do this with your eyes closed and fists clenched."
-- Steve Mitchell in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Keeping UUCP running is starting to seem a lot like keeping a 130-year-old
man who smokes 4 packs a day on life support because he's the last person
on Earth who knows how to do the cha-cha, but he won't tell anyone."
-- Ryan Tucker, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"
-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "The stupid thing is, UNIX vendors insist on defining their market down to
the point that they believe that they are market leaders (if your market is
40,000 units, and you have 35,000 of them, then you must be the big fish,
right? Time to wield that 'ol monopolistic power...), instead of competing
in the larger market.
We're all computers.
No, we're everything but mainframes.
No, we're mini-computers.
No, we're workstations and servers.
No, we're servers.
No, we're... we're... we're out of business."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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| Email Friend | | | ON EXPLANATION OF THE END
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
their C programs."
-- Robert Firth
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| Email Friend | | | "He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week."
-- Andrew Rutherford
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| Email Friend | | | "I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
loose on the developers."
-- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu
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| Email Friend | | | "NOW I've heard it all. Problem: expensive application from large
well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
site must be kill -9ing it accidently. Our reccomendation is to rename
the kill command.'"
-- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu
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