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	"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you can't take our word on anything." "We are most certainly _not_ fanatics. We merely realize that the entire Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)" -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen

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	"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)" -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus

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	"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local software firm. They were looking for a sysadmin. Requirements included "3 years experience" with windows '95." -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery, 16 January, 1997

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	"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders." - Hal Abelson "In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." - Brian Reid

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	Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - Dave Carhart

Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. 

    -- R. S. Barton

"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 

Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
           engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
           programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
           better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish

"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown