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AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
don't believe this to be a coincidence.
"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
showed me sliced bread."
-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,
"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with
-- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers
* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
last time you needed one?"
-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal
"So fsck was originally called something else."
"What was it called?"
"Well, the second letter was different."
-- Dennis Ritchie, Unknown, Dennis Ritchie
"Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64,
SX-64, Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs, and several old game
systems. His goal is to someday load them all into a balloon and use the
heat they generate to circle the globe."
"Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code
"418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout."
-- HTCPCP Spec, RFC 2324
"There's more than one way to do it."
-- The Perl Slogan
"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
-- The Windows Perl Slogan
"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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