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	If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for cheating? --Alex Hull

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	"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carey.

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	"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole.

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	"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." James H. Kabbler III.

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	"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe.

"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.