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	A wedding. A handshake. A kiss. A coronation. A parade. A dance. A meal. A graduation. A Mass. A ritual is the performance of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game. A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder to show forth its sacredness. A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God. --Frederick Buechner

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	"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll have to remember that.:-)" "Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul. He died to take away man's cellulite." -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster

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	When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp

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	If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. -- Old Yiddish proverb

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	Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain

"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 
finals.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home